Greetings fellow Americans,
The king has refused our demands and thus, you have been drafted along with 450 other soldiers into the Boston Minutemen, fighting alongside your countrymen! We shall put those Tories in their place.
Specific Army Meetup:
Blue shirt of any sort
Water Gun (empty upon arrival)
At least 2 two-liter water bottles full of water
One bottle of bubbles
War is hell! There might be a bit of rain tomorrow, but this battle is taking place regardless! You can bet our countrymen never gave up due to a little bit of precipitation. All our past events have had record number of participants, and two of them happened during blizzards. We are Bostonians, we never negotiate with bad weather.
Expect an all-out battle, we shall see you on the field. If this be treason, make the most of it!
With sincerest regards,
Company Officer Commander
August 15, 2008
THIS IS WAR!!!
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