Alright, here's a little contest for you. In 50 words or less, in the comments of course, remark on this picture. Here's my observation:
How drunk do you have to be to not stop when you hit the garage door, the red car, or the ceiling? The only thing that stopped this truck is the fact that his wheels aren't on the ground anymore, otherwise he'd still be moving forward! Oh, and he's missing a tail light.